Some Tired Island

I enjoy fish.

Wanna smoke?

-the potential beginning of a beautiful friendship (via stonerthings)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up